25mg THC Dino Gummies (150mg/6pc)
$15.00
Dino Gang Medicinal Gummies
Prehistoric Relief | Molecular Mood Elevation
STOMP, STOMP. CHOMP, CHOMP.
Prehistoric Healing Meets Modern Wellness
Forget boring rectangles. These aren’t just edibles – they’re a full-blown prehistoric therapeutic experience. Each dinosaur-shaped gummy is a carefully engineered molecular solution for comprehensive wellness, designed to transport you back to a time of pure, primal relief.
Description
Genetic Flavour Lineage:
- Strawberry Crush: Velociraptor Vitality
- Purple Drank: Triceratops Tranquility
- Black Cherry: T-Rex Therapeutic Restoration
Cannabinoid Molecular Architecture:
- Precision Dosage: 25mg THC per Prehistoric Warrior
- Package Configuration: 6 Dinosaur Guardians (150mg Total)
- Crafting Origin: Artisan Small Batch Production (Vancouver, B.C.)
Therapeutic Potential:
- Comprehensive Wellness Protocols
- Mood Elevation
- Pain Mitigation
- Sleep Optimization
- Stress Dissolution
- Primal Relaxation Activation
Consumption Wisdom:
- Start with One Dinosaur
- Wait 60-90 Minutes for Full Effect
- Respect the Prehistoric Potency
Molecular Ingredients:
- THC Distillate
- Juice from Concentrate
- Flavoured Gelatin
- Agave Syrup
- Vegetable Glycerin
- MCT Oil
Storage Survival Guide:
- No Preservative Prehistoric Technology
- Refrigerate or Freeze for Maximum Potency
- Keep Away from Prehistoric Predators (aka Children and Pets)
Flavour Expedition:
- Strawberry Crush: A fruity rampage of flavour
- Purple Drank: A royal purple prehistoric punch
- Black Cherry: Dark and mysterious, like a dinosaur’s secret weapon
Disclaimer: These gummies won’t bring dinosaurs back to life, but they might make you feel like you’ve discovered the ultimate prehistoric pain relief. Consume responsibly, time traveler.
