Dino Brick Gummy (2000mg/20pc)
$60.00
Dino Brick THC Mega Bar
Prehistoric Power | Molecular Massive Elevation
EXCAVATE. DOMINATE. OBLITERATE.
The Jurassic Heavyweight of Cannabis Consumption
This isn’t just an edible. This is a 2000mg THC tectonic plate of pure, primal therapeutic potential. The Dino Brick is the apex predator of cannabis edibles – a massive geological formation of cannabinoid relief that makes other edibles look like mere prehistoric pebbles.
Description
Cannabinoid Molecular Architecture:
- Total Potency: 2000mg THC Prehistoric Power
- Precision Dosage: 20 x 100mg Tectonic Squares
- Crafting Origin: Artisan Small Batch Production (Vancouver, B.C.)
Geological Dosage Breakdown:
- Each Square: 100mg THC Seismic Shift
- Total Bar: 2000mg Prehistoric Molecular Intervention
- Recommended: Approach with Extreme Caution
Therapeutic Potential:
- Comprehensive Wellness Protocols
- Extreme Pain Mitigation
- Profound Mood Elevation
- Geological-Level Stress Dissolution
- Sleep Optimization for Mammoth Challenges
- Molecular Restoration
Consumption Wisdom:
- WARNING: Not for Cannabis Novices
- Start with 1/4 Square (25mg)
- Wait 90-120 Minutes for Full Prehistoric Effect
- Respect the Molecular Magnitude
Molecular Ingredients:
- THC Distillate
- Juice from Concentrate
- Flavored Gelatin
- Agave Syrup
- Vegetable Glycerin
- MCT Oil
Storage Survival Guide:
- No Preservative Prehistoric Technology
- Refrigerate or Freeze for Maximum Potency
- Keep Away from Evolutionary Lightweights
Disclaimer: This is NOT your average edible. This is a 2000mg THC prehistoric weapon of mass relaxation. Consume with the respect of an apex predator. Side effects may include feeling like you’ve survived an extinction-level event of calm.
Caution: Consuming entire bar may result in time travel, dimension hopping, or extended hibernation. Proceed with prehistoric wisdom.
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