100mg THC Dino Gummies (500mg/5pc)
$20.00
Dino Gang 100mg THC Dinosaur Gummy
Molecular Might | Prehistoric Potency
STOMP. ROAR. RELAX.
One Dinosaur. 100mg of Pure Therapeutic Power.
This isn’t just a gummy. This is a single, concentrated molecular intervention designed to transform your reality. Each prehistoric warrior delivers a precise 100mg THC payload, crafted with the meticulous care of Vancouver’s most innovative cannabis artisans.
Description
Cannabinoid Molecular Architecture:
- Total Potency: 100mg THC per Dinosaur
- Package Configuration: 5 Prehistoric Warriors
- Crafting Origin: Artisan Small Batch Production (Vancouver, B.C.)
Flavor Expedition:
- Black Cherry: Dark and Mysterious
- Grape Drank: Royal Purple Relaxation
- Strawberry Crush: Fruity Therapeutic Blast
Therapeutic Potential:
- Comprehensive Wellness Protocols
- Intense Pain Mitigation
- Profound Mood Elevation
- Stress Dissolution
- Sleep Optimization
- Molecular Restoration
Consumption Wisdom:
- WARNING: High Potency Prehistoric Weapon
- Start Low, Go Slow
- Respect the Molecular Magnitude
- Individual Tolerance Varies
Molecular Ingredients:
- THC Distillate
- Juice from Concentrate
- Flavored Gelatin
- Unflavored Gelatin
- Agave Syrup
- Vegetable Glycerin
- MCT Oil
Storage Survival Guide:
- No Preservative Prehistoric Technology
- Refrigerate or Freeze
- Maintain Molecular Integrity
- Keep Away from Evolutionary Lightweights
Disclaimer: This is a 100mg THC experience that doesn’t mess around. One dinosaur can transport you to an entirely different plane of existence. Consume with the wisdom of an ancient being.
Pro Tip: When life gives you chaos, this dinosaur gives you calm.
