100mg THC Dino Gummies (500mg/5pc)
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100mg THC Dino Gummies (500mg/5pc)

$20.00

Dino Gang 100mg THC Dinosaur Gummy
Molecular Might | Prehistoric Potency
STOMP. ROAR. RELAX.
One Dinosaur. 100mg of Pure Therapeutic Power.
This isn’t just a gummy. This is a single, concentrated molecular intervention designed to transform your reality. Each prehistoric warrior delivers a precise 100mg THC payload, crafted with the meticulous care of Vancouver’s most innovative cannabis artisans.

Description

Cannabinoid Molecular Architecture:

  • Total Potency: 100mg THC per Dinosaur
  • Package Configuration: 5 Prehistoric Warriors
  • Crafting Origin: Artisan Small Batch Production (Vancouver, B.C.)

Flavor Expedition:

  • Black Cherry: Dark and Mysterious
  • Grape Drank: Royal Purple Relaxation
  • Strawberry Crush: Fruity Therapeutic Blast

Therapeutic Potential:

  1. Comprehensive Wellness Protocols
    • Intense Pain Mitigation
    • Profound Mood Elevation
    • Stress Dissolution
    • Sleep Optimization
    • Molecular Restoration

Consumption Wisdom:

  • WARNING: High Potency Prehistoric Weapon
  • Start Low, Go Slow
  • Respect the Molecular Magnitude
  • Individual Tolerance Varies

Molecular Ingredients:

  • THC Distillate
  • Juice from Concentrate
  • Flavored Gelatin
  • Unflavored Gelatin
  • Agave Syrup
  • Vegetable Glycerin
  • MCT Oil

Storage Survival Guide:

  • No Preservative Prehistoric Technology
  • Refrigerate or Freeze
  • Maintain Molecular Integrity
  • Keep Away from Evolutionary Lightweights

Disclaimer: This is a 100mg THC experience that doesn’t mess around. One dinosaur can transport you to an entirely different plane of existence. Consume with the wisdom of an ancient being.

Pro Tip: When life gives you chaos, this dinosaur gives you calm.

 

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