Dino Brick Gummy (2000mg/20pc)
$60.00
Dino Brick THC Mega Bar
Prehistoric Power | Molecular Massive Elevation
EXCAVATE. DOMINATE. OBLITERATE.
The Jurassic Heavyweight of Cannabis Consumption
This isn’t just an edible. This is a 2000mg THC tectonic plate of pure, primal therapeutic potential. The Dino Brick is the apex predator of cannabis edibles – a massive geological formation of cannabinoid relief that makes other edibles look like mere prehistoric pebbles.
Description
Dino Brick is a prehistoric powerhouse — a 2000mg THC edible delivering massive molecular relaxation through 20 precision 100mg squares. Crafted in small-batch artisan style from Vancouver, B.C., this potent treat demands respect.
Total Potency: 2000mg THC
Dosage: 20 x 100mg Tectonic Squares
Crafting Origin: Artisan Small Batch Production (Vancouver, B.C.)
Geological Dosage Breakdown:
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Each Square: 100mg THC seismic shift
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Total Bar: 2000mg prehistoric molecular intervention
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Recommended: Approach with extreme caution
Therapeutic Potential:
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Comprehensive wellness protocols
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Extreme pain mitigation
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Profound mood elevation
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Geological-level stress dissolution
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Sleep optimization for mammoth challenges
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Molecular restoration
Consumption Wisdom:
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WARNING: Not for cannabis novices
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Start with 1/4 square (25mg)
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Wait 90–120 minutes for full prehistoric effect
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Respect the molecular magnitude
Molecular Ingredients:
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THC Distillate
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Juice from Concentrate
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Flavored Gelatin
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Agave Syrup
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Vegetable Glycerin
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MCT Oil
Storage Survival Guide:
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No preservative prehistoric technology
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Refrigerate or freeze for maximum potency
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Keep away from evolutionary lightweights
Disclaimer:
This is NOT your average edible. This is a 2000mg THC prehistoric weapon of mass relaxation. Consume with the respect of an apex predator. Side effects may include feeling like you’ve survived an extinction-level event of calm.
Caution: Consuming entire bar may result in time travel, dimension hopping, or extended hibernation. Proceed with prehistoric wisdom.
