Chronic Kitchen – Peppermint Patties (100mg/4pk)
$15.00
Description
Product Details
THC Dosage: 25mg per patty (4 patties per package = 100mg total)
Flavor Profile: Cool Peppermint & Dark Chocolate Harmony
Therapeutic Focus: Refreshing Calm & Pain Relief
Culinary Heritage: Classic Mint Chocolate Celebration
The Chronic Kitchen Refreshment Experience
A timeless pairing of smooth peppermint and rich dark chocolate, transformed into a refreshing instrument of wellness. Our Chocolate Peppermint Patties bring cool clarity, indulgent sweetness, and therapeutic precision in every bite. Whether savored as a midday reset or evening ritual, these patties deliver both comfort and calm.
Flavor Architecture:
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Silky Dark Chocolate Shell
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Creamy Peppermint Core
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Refreshing Coolness
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Balanced Sweet Indulgence
Culinary Trivia:
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Mint & chocolate: a pairing loved worldwide for centuries
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Traditionally served as both a digestive and a sweet indulgence
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Now reinvented with a therapeutic twist in Canadian kitchens
Wellness Potential:
Holistic Relief Strategies
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Gentle sleep support
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Pain soothing & muscle relaxation
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Calming anxiety and mental tension
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Appetite balance
Comfort-Driven Healing
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Stress reduction
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Insomnia relief
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Chronic pain management
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Cool clarity for body & mind
Consumption Guidance: THE REFRESH PROTOCOL
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First-Time Users: Start with 1 patty (25mg THC)
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Experienced Users: Adjust dosage as needed
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Wait Time: 1–1.5 hours for full effect
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Pace yourself – deceptively refreshing, profoundly relaxing
Flavor Landscape:
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Dark Chocolate: Bold, rich indulgence
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Peppermint: Crisp, cooling refreshment
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Vanilla: Gentle aromatic warmth
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Sugar & Cream: Smooth, sweet harmony
Ingredient Elevation:
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Dark Chocolate: Decadent outer layer
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Peppermint Extract: Cooling core essence
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Icing Sugar: Creamy sweetness
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Evaporated Milk & Butter: Silky richness
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Vanilla Extract: Aromatic depth
Recommended Consumption:
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After-dinner indulgence
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Pre-sleep relaxation ritual
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Anxiety & stress relief
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Anytime refreshing treat
Sensory Journey:
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First Bite: Cooling peppermint burst
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Mid-Experience: Smooth chocolate comfort
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Finish: A wave of calm and therapeutic ease
Storage Guidance:
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PERISHABLE PRODUCT
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Keep refrigerated or frozen for freshness
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Maintains texture and therapeutic quality
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Consume within recommended timeframe
Unexpected Comfort Zones:
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Reliving the joy of classic mint-chocolate treats
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Finding calm in cool clarity
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Transforming everyday indulgence into a wellness ritual
Chronic Kitchen’s Promise:
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Timeless Recipe Craftsmanship
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Therapeutic Precision
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Comfort-Driven Refreshment
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Celebration of Classic Indulgence
Disclaimer: May cause refreshing nostalgia, chocolate cravings, deep relaxation, and a newfound love for mint-chocolate wellness.
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5 out of 5 Great medicine
bevwatson78 (verified owner) –
a really like everything the gummy bears
5 out of 5
victoriad377 (verified owner) –
Favourite!
So delicious 🤤
And have the best sleep after having one of these !
Tamara –
We are so glad you enjoy the Peppermint Patties!
4 out of 5 Perfect Sleep Aid
michael.arzadon (verified owner) –
This chocolate mint dessert is just the right amount for me to really get drowsy and sleep well. Depends on your body, you might want to try half of a piece first.
Krista –
Hello Michael,
I’m glad you have found a product that works well for you. These patties are popular =)